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It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
37-537.2. No owner, operator, partner, manager, or person having supervisory control of any establishment licensed to sell or serve intoxicating beverages shall permit any of the following on or about any commercial premises where intoxicating beverages are dispensed or consumed: 1. The performance by any person of acts, or simulated acts, of sexual intercourse, masturbation,…
Toads may not be licked.
The toad that is referenced in this law secretes a drug-like poison that some people were licking to get “high”.
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
SECTION 8-410. DISTURBING ANIMALS IN PARKS. No person shall hunt, pursue, annoy, throw stones or missiles at, or molest or disturb in any way, any animal, bird or reptile within the confines of any park. (Orig. Ord. 1076).