Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

Before a man asks for a woman’s hand in marriage, he must be “inspected by all the barnyard animals on the young woman’s family’s property, to ensure a harmonious farm life.”

You can’t buy or sell chickens after sundown without the sheriff’s permission.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

39-3-101 Definitions. In this part, and in every law relating to or affecting animals, the words animal or dumb animal shall be held to include every living creature; the words torture, torment, or cruelty shall be held to include every act, omission, or neglect whereby unjustifiable physical pain, suffering, or death is caused or permitted;…

Temperance

You may not walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.

Manville

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

Harper Woods

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