• Mosquitoes are decreed a public nuisance
• It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
• A product made with a pig’s leg or thigh and drumsticks of a turkey is a ham
• It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
• If wood is not neatly stacked it is considered a public nuisance.
• No one may sleep on the beach at night.
• Minors can’t play billiards without parental signature.
• Persons may not swear while on the highway.
• “Crimes against nature” are prohibited.
• It is illegal to kill birds
• Bicycles must be operated at a “reasonable speed”
• Horses are to wear pants at all times.
• Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
• In the late 1960s, it was illegal to walk barefoot through town.
• Bar owners may not let patrons make loud, unusual noises.
• From Jeddah to Riyadh there are two highways: one for Muslims, another for “infidels”. If a Muslim is accompanied by an “infidel”, both are required to use the highway for infidels.
• Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
• Airplanes are prohibited from flying over the town on Sundays during the hours between 11 am and 1 pm
• No person shall drop objects from an airplane.
• One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.e., that which covers one’s body from neck to knee.
• It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
• Charitable groups can hold stud poker games to raise money, but only twice a year
• The value of Pi is 3, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)
• Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law.
• City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.”