A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

Masturbation is classified as a sin under Islamic law, which Indonesia has incorporated into its legal system. Technically, Indonesian law outlaws any “immoral behavior”, which this action would fall under. Sources indicate that while the punishment of decapitation may have once been enforced (in theory, they would have had to catch you masturbating, so maybe…