Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY § 43.21. Definitions (a) In this subchapter: (1) “Obscene” means material or a performance that: (A) the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex; (B) depicts or describes: (i) patently offensive representations or descriptions of…

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

The Texas Constitution Article 1 – BILL OF RIGHTS Section 4 – RELIGIOUS TESTS No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a…