An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
167.065 Furnishing obscene materials to minors. (1) A person commits the crime of furnishing obscene materials to minors if, knowing or having good reason to know the character of the material furnished, the person furnishes to a minor: (a) Any picture, photograph, drawing, sculpture, motion picture, film or other visual representation or image of a…
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
811.490 Improper opening or leaving open of vehicle door; penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of improper opening or leaving open a vehicle door if the person does any of the following: (a) Opens any door of a vehicle unless and until it is reasonably safe to do so and it can be done…
Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
811.205 Carrying child on external part of vehicle; penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of carrying a child on an external part of a motor vehicle if the person carries any child upon the hood, fender, running board or other external part of any motor vehicle that is upon a highway. (2) The offense…
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
811.172 Improperly disposing of human waste; penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of improperly disposing of human waste if the person is operating or riding in a motor vehicle and the person throws, puts or otherwise leaves a container of urine or other human waste on or beside the highway. (2) The offense described…
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
811.125 Speed racing on highway; penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of speed racing on a highway if, on a highway in this state, the person drives a vehicle or participates in any manner in any of the following in which a vehicle is involved: (a) A speed competition or contest. (b) An acceleration…
Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
811.025 Failure to yield to pedestrian on sidewalk; penalty. (1) The driver of a vehicle commits the offense of failure to yield to a pedestrian on a sidewalk if the driver does not yield the right of way to any pedestrian on a sidewalk. (2) The offense described in this section, failure to yield to…