You may not spit on a sidewalk or public building
No person shall spit upon any public sidewalk or upon the floor, walls or steps of any school, theater, hall, assembly room, public building or conveyance. Approved January 15, 1906
Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
RS 14:404 Self-mutilation by a prisoner A. Self-mutilation by a prisoner is the intentional infliction of injuries to himself by a prisoner incarcerated in any state penitentiary or any local penal or correctional institution or while in the lawful custody of a peace officer, or the procuring or permitting of another person to inflict injury…
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
RS 14:403.4 Burn injuries and wounds; reports; registry; immunity; penalties A. The purpose of this Section is to combat arson through the rapid identification and apprehension of suspected arsonists who may suffer burn injuries during the commission of their crimes. It is the further intent of this Section to provide for a central registry for…
One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
RS 14:125 False swearing False swearing is the intentional making of a written or oral statement, known to be false, under sanction of an oath or an equivalent affirmation, where such oath or affirmation is required by law; provided that this article shall not apply where such false statement is made in, or for use…
Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
RS 14:107.1 Ritualistic acts A.(1) The legislature hereby finds that this enactment is necessary for the immediate preservation of the public peace, health, morals, safety, and welfare and for the support of state government and its existing public institutions. (2) The legislature further recognizes that: (a) The preamble to the Constitution of Louisiana affirmatively states…