No one may keep junk close to someone else.
5-1-3: KEEPING JUNK: The storing or keeping by any person within the Town of any old articles or materials which may be classified as junk, adjacent to or in close proximity to any public building, public park or grounds, business buildings or residences without first providing fully enclosed buildings for the storage of the same,…
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
5-5-3: SKIER DUTIES: D. Avoid Obstacles: Each skier shall stay clear of snow-grooming equipment, all vehicles, lift towers, signs, and any other equipment on the ski slopes and trails.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
5-4-16 Outdoor Furniture Restriction. (a) No person shall place, use, keep, store, or maintain any upholstered furniture not manufactured for outdoor use, including, without limitation, upholstered chairs, upholstered couches, and mattresses, in any outside areas located in the following places: (1) In any front yard; (2) In any side yard; (3) In any rear yard…
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
5-4-8 Rolling or Throwing Rocks on Public Property. No person shall roll, throw, or otherwise move any rocks or boulders on any public property. But this section does not apply to city employees acting within the scope of their employment.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
5-4-7 Grazing on Public Property. No person shall knowingly cause or permit any domesticated animal that such person owns, possesses, or controls, including, without limitation, cows, goats, llamas, burros, mules, horses, pigs, or sheep, to graze, pasture, or run at large or to be driven or herded within any property belonging to the city or…
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
5-3-6 Use of Fighting Words. No person shall insult, taunt, or challenge another in a manner likely to provoke a disorderly response. If the person to whom such insult, taunt, or challenge is directed is a police officer, there is no violation of this section until the police officer requests the person to cease and…
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Section 15.04.210 Unlawful to throw stones, snowballs or discharge guns and other missiles. It shall be unlawful for any person to throw any stone, snowball or other missile, or discharge any bow, blowgun, slingshot, gun, catapult, or other device, upon or at any vehicle, building, or other public or private property, or upon or at…