Stupid Laws – Page 175 – Stupid Laws

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

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You can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

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It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.

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Elephants must have a bell around their necks to warn swans of their approach.

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It is illegal to marry any animal that is not already a relation.

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Courting couples must not hold hands while dining in a resturaunt.

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It is a criminal offence call a policeman, “Shitface”.

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Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.

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Picture thanks to: JAW-SHOE-WHAH

Use of motor boats forbidden on city streets.

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It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.

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