Stupid Laws – Page 195 – Stupid Laws

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on a Sunday.

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Steam locomotives are restricted to a speed of 4 mph on roads.

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Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

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On the call “Bring out your dead” any family member who has died from the Black Plague must immediately be removed from the house to be carted away.

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Companies may vote in local elections.

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By law all double-decker buses must be painted red.

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It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.

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It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (such as a pub or bar).

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It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the spresence of a third person.

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It is forbidden by law to ask a Scotsman what he wears under his kilt.

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