Stupid Laws – Page 207 – Stupid Laws

It is illegal for any commoner’s pet to have carnal knowledge of an animal belonging to the monarch.

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It is illegal to go within 100 yards of the queen when not wearing hose, socks or stockings.

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Sticking a postage stamp on an envelope upside down is considered treason.

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If a postage stamp shows the head of the queen, which they all do, it is considered treason.

It is illegal to hail a taxi while suffering from bubonic plague.

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It is illegal to eat mince pies on December 25.

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This decree from Oliver Cromwell in 1644 was meant to combat gluttony. You’re all criminals!

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.

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Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end may be sentenced to 24 hours in the stocks.

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It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises.

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It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

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Nineteenth century, the bastion of women’s lib.

A bed may not be hung out of a window.

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