It is illegal to defame a court.
Call a Vermont court a “kangaroo court” or some similar moniker, and you might be looking at a $200 fine.
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.
5.54.310 Unlawful activities designated. All auctioneers are forbidden to conduct their sales in such manner as to cause people to gather in crowds on the sidewalks so as to obstruct the same; nor shall they use immoral or indecent language in crying their sales, or make or cause to be made noisy acclamations such as…
One cannot keep more than one cow
12-7-5: KEEPING MORE THAN ONE COW PROHIBITED; PERMIT REQUIRED TO KEEP ONE COW: It is unlawful for any person to keep within the limits of the City more than one cow, and any person keeping such cow shall obtain from the County Health Department a permit which shall be issued without cost to the applicant…
It is illegal to molest animals confined on othe owner’s property
13-3-2: MOLESTING ANIMALS: A. Unlawful: It shall be unlawful for any person to in any manner tease, annoy, disturb, molest or irritate an animal that is confined to the owner’s property. B. Exception: The provisions of subsection A of this Section shall not apply to animal services officers or law enforcement officers acting within the…