Stupid Laws – Page 31

Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM.

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Sec. 13-13. Restrictions on operation and use of residential apartment complex swimming pools. (a) Except as hereinafter provided, it shall be unlawful for any person to use, or for any person to operate or to keep open, any swimming pool on the premises of any residential apartment complex or building between the hours of 11:00…

Charleston

It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.

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Charleston

The Fire Department may blow up your house.

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This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake.

Rhode Island

Unmarried people are prohibited from having sex.

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However, if caught, the lovers are both fined only 10 dollars

Rhode Island

It’s a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in front of a house.

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Scituate

It is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.

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West Warwick

It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns.

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Scituate

It is illegal to drive down any street with beer in your car, even if it is unopened.

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Sec. 8-4. Possession, consumption of alcoholic beverages on town property. (a) No person shall be in possession of alcoholic beverages upon any lands owned or controlled by the town without permission of the town council, nor shall any person consume any alcoholic beverage within or upon any land so controlled or upon any street, highway,…

Providence

You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

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Providence

It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

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