One may not picket a funeral.
11.28.064 Funeral Picketing 1. Definitions a. As used in this section, “funeral” means the ceremonies, processions and memorial services held in connection with the burial or cremation of the dead, as well as memorial services held in connection with the death of any person. b. As used in this section, “picketing” means protest activities engaged…
Riding an animal down a road is a misdemeanor
10.12.050 Riding animals and animal-drawn vehicles. A. It is unlawful for any person to ride or allow or permit any other person to ride upon any horse or other animal, or drive or operate any animal-drawn vehicle, on any street, roadway, highway, or public ground in the city at any time other than while participating…
Tire “screeching” is a misdemeanor
10.12.010 Tire screeching unlawful. A. It is unlawful for any person or persons, while operating a motor vehicle on the streets or highways of the city, to accelerate or speed the vehicle in such a manner or to turn a corner in such a manner as to cause the tires to screech. B. Any person…
Striking a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
9.48.020 Opening, damaging or removing coin operated machine. A. Opening, damaging or removing coin-operated machines is wilfully and knowingly opening, removing or damaging any parking meter, coin telephone, vending machine dispensing goods or services, money changer or any other device designed to receive money in the sale, use or enjoyment of property or services, or…
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
9.48.010 Urination upon public or private property–Misdemeanor. A. Any person within the corporate limits of the city who urinates upon any highway, street, alley or upon the premises of any public place or building or upon private property, in open view of any person, when the same has not been designated as a restroom, shall…