It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

48.02. Prohibition of the Purchase and Sale of Human Organs (a) “Human organ” means the human kidney, liver, heart, lung, pancreas, eye, bone, skin, fetal tissue, or any other human organ or tissue, but does not include hair or blood, blood components (including plasma), blood derivatives, or blood reagents. (b) A person commits an offense…