It is unlawful to have more than two dildos in a house.
Can’t imagine whose job it would be to enforce this one, but I hope they’re wearing gloves!
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A betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands
The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
18.2-344. Fornication. Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.
Unmarried people are prohibited from having sex.
However, if caught, the lovers are both fined only 10 dollars