Stupid Laws in Canada page 4 of 5

You must not repair your car in the street.

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The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws.

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It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

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It is against the law to make burgers out of polar bears.

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It is illegal to urinate in the city.

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No more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.

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If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m.

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Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

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Children must not be buried alive in snow deeper than six feet.

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By law your parents or grandparents must have come from France, Scotland or Ireland.

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