Stupid Laws in France

It is illegal for women to wear trousers

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An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

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It is illegal to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background.

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Criminals can apply for sanctuary in Notre Dame Cathedral and must be “fed and watered” for up to six weeks.

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Any man carrying onions must be given right of way in the streets.

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No pig may be called Napoleon.

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It is illegal to shoot Englishmen as they cross the English Channel towards France – unless they are sailing in a “boat of war”.

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It is illegal to kiss on railways.

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It is illegal to die unless a cemetery plot has first been bought.

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Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of music played a radio station must be by French artists.

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