Stupid Laws in Countries page 24 of 36

Any Chav with more than 5 ASBOs must return home by 8 pm each evening.

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All males over the age 14 must carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

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This was on the books until a massive 2012 “cleanup” of archaic laws.

When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming.

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There is a fine of 20kr for not reporting when a person has died.

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No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle.

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No man may say to his wife that she is “uglier than her mother”. The penalty is up to 1 year in prison.

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It is illegal to eat raw bacon if there is a full moon.

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It is illegal for women to wear wigs.

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If your vehicle breaks down and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle.

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If a person finds a lost child they can claim the child as their own is a parent does not turn up within 2 hours.

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