Stupid Laws in Indiana page 6 of 6

Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.

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Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.

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All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.

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Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

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One may not back into a parking spot because it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

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Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

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We can’t find a current reference for this one, so if you do – let us know!

It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or in-line skate in a commercially zoned area.

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Maybe they’re trying to keep skaters off the sidewalk in busy shopping areas?

It is forbidden to spit on the floor of a church.

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This is an Auburn, AL municipal law. Section 9.08.010 Spitting. It is unlawful for any person to spit upon the sidewalks, or upon the floors of places of worship, buses, public halls, theaters or other public places. (Ord. 63A 3-12, 1977)