Stupid Laws in Kansas

Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.

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One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.

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You may not swim in pools.

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One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.

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No one may scream at a haunted house.

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Pit Bulls are not allowed within city limits.

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Driving a herd of cattle through town is outlawed.

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Dead deer may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.

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It is forbidden to serve wine in teacups.

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Snowball fights are illegal.

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