Stupid Laws in Kentucky

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.

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All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.

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The superintendent of sanitation “shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large.”

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Cats may not molest cars.

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You can’t legally trade horses after dark.

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It against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.

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It’s illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.

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Each year, the mayor must appoint “three intelligent housekeepers” to the Board of Tax Supervisors.

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Horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a “bright” red taillight securely attached to its rump.

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It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

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