Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.

RS 14:404 Self-mutilation by a prisoner A. Self-mutilation by a prisoner is the intentional infliction of injuries to himself by a prisoner incarcerated in any state penitentiary or any local penal or correctional institution or while in the lawful custody of a peace officer, or the procuring or permitting of another person to inflict injury…

Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.

RS 14:403.4 Burn injuries and wounds; reports; registry; immunity; penalties A. The purpose of this Section is to combat arson through the rapid identification and apprehension of suspected arsonists who may suffer burn injuries during the commission of their crimes. It is the further intent of this Section to provide for a central registry for…

Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

RS 14:107.1 Ritualistic acts A.(1) The legislature hereby finds that this enactment is necessary for the immediate preservation of the public peace, health, morals, safety, and welfare and for the support of state government and its existing public institutions. (2) The legislature further recognizes that: (a) The preamble to the Constitution of Louisiana affirmatively states…

It is illegal to steal a “movable” even if it classified as an “immovable”.

RS 14:68 Unauthorized use of a movable A. Unauthorized use of a movable is the intentional taking or use of a movable which belongs to another, either without the other’s consent, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations, but without any intention to deprive the other of the movable permanently. The fact that…

One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.

RS 14:63.4 Aiding and abetting others to enter or remain on premises where forbidden A. No person shall incite, solicit, urge, encourage, exhort, instigate, or procure any other person to go into or upon or to remain in or upon any structure, watercraft, or any other movable which belongs to another, including public buildings and…

Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.

RS 14:87.4 § 87.4. Abortion advertising Abortion advertising is the placing or carrying of any advertisement of abortion services by the publicizing of the availability of abortion services. Whoever commits the crime of abortion advertising shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than one year or fined not more than five…

It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

RS 14:68.6 § 68.6. Unauthorized ordering of goods or services A. It is unlawful for any person to intentionally place an order for any goods or services to be supplied or delivered to another person when all of the following circumstances apply: (1) The person receiving the goods or services has not previously authorized such…