Stupid Laws in Maryland

Kisses longer than one second are illegal.

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You cannot keep your chickens with you in your hotel room.

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Caroline County

You may not be forecasting or pretending to foretell the future

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It’s illegal to block the sidewalk with a box. To do so will account for a 1$ fine.

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It’s illegal to play professional croquet before 2 p.m. Sunday.

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It is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get.

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It is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.

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It is illegal to mistreat oysters.

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A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

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Repealed.

Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.

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