Stupid Laws in Michigan

It’s illegal to idle your car in your own driveway

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Taylor Trupiano of Roseville, Michigan walked out of his house, started his car, turned on the heat, and went back inside for a few minutes while his engine and vehicle interior warmed up. According to Mr. Trupiano, he was only inside for about 7 or 8 minutes. But by the time he came back to…

Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

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Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

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Smoking while in bed is illegal.

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All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

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It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

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It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

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No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five dollar fine for each offense.

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It is illegal to let your pig run free unless it has a ring in its nose.

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According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from “rooting” in the ground for their food.

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

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