Stupid Laws in Minnesota

If wood is not neatly stacked it is considered a public nuisance.

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Storing “junk” is a public nuisance.

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International Falls

Cats are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.

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Animals may not sleep in bakeries.

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If you are a man, you must grow a beard.

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No child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

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No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

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It is illegal to park an elephant on Main Street

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Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

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Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.

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810.085. Hours of Operation. 1. Except with respect to massage therapist businesses, no customers or patrons may be allowed to enter the licensed premises after 6:00 p.m. and before 8:00 a.m. daily. No customers or patrons may be allowed to remain on the licensed premises after 7:00 p.m. and before 8:00 a.m. daily. 2. At…