Stupid Laws in Mississippi

You may not honk horns as they may scare horses.

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You may not walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.

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You may not make love in a bar.

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You may not cheer unless there is a reason too.

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You may not fish by using an Uzi.

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You may not stop someone from walking down the street by placing a truck in their way.

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One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.

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Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

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It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

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Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.

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