It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
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It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
Chapter 29: Miscellaneous Offenses Section 2927.11 General Assembly: 122. Bill Number: Sub. House Bill 429 Effective Date: 09/30/98 (A) No person, without privilege to do so, shall purposely deface, damage, pollute, or otherwise physically mistreat any of the following: (1) The flag of the United States or of this state; (2) Any public monument; (3)…