If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.

Section 3-6 Animals killed or injured on rights-of-way. Notwithstanding any provisions herein to the contrary, animals injured or killed on or along public streets or rights-of-way shall be presumed to be or having been running at large. The animal control officer shall remove all such animals and, at his or her discretion, deliver those needing…

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

37-537.2. No owner, operator, partner, manager, or person having supervisory control of any establishment licensed to sell or serve intoxicating beverages shall permit any of the following on or about any commercial premises where intoxicating beverages are dispensed or consumed: 1. The performance by any person of acts, or simulated acts, of sexual intercourse, masturbation,…