No one may bribe any athlete to “rig” a game, match, tournament or event.

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§ 97-29-17. Bribery; participant in professional or amateur games or other athletic contests; wrestling excepted. (1) Whoever gives, promises, or offers to any professional or amateur baseball, football, basketball, or tennis player, or any player who participates in or expects to participate in any professional or amateur game or sport, or any person participating or…

If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.

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§ 97-29-11. Illegitimate children; person becoming natural parent of second illegitimate child; jurisdiction; notice to district and county attorneys. (1) If any person, who shall have previously become the natural parent of an illegitimate child within or without this state by coition within or without this state, shall again become the natural parent of an…

It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

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941.10 Negligent handling of burning material. (1) Whoever handles burning material in a highly negligent manner is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor. (2) Burning material is handled in a highly negligent manner if handled with criminal negligence under s. 939.25 or under circumstances in which the person should realize that a substantial and unreasonable…

One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.

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86.025 Camping on highways. It shall be unlawful for any person or persons to camp in wagons, tent or otherwise on the public highways or lands adjacent thereto, after a notice to remove therefrom by the owners of such adjacent lands, or the owner of land abutting on the highway, or by a member of…