One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
RS 14:125 False swearing False swearing is the intentional making of a written or oral statement, known to be false, under sanction of an oath or an equivalent affirmation, where such oath or affirmation is required by law; provided that this article shall not apply where such false statement is made in, or for use…
Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
RS 14:107.1 Ritualistic acts A.(1) The legislature hereby finds that this enactment is necessary for the immediate preservation of the public peace, health, morals, safety, and welfare and for the support of state government and its existing public institutions. (2) The legislature further recognizes that: (a) The preamble to the Constitution of Louisiana affirmatively states…
It is illegal to steal a “movable” even if it classified as an “immovable”.
RS 14:68 Unauthorized use of a movable A. Unauthorized use of a movable is the intentional taking or use of a movable which belongs to another, either without the other’s consent, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations, but without any intention to deprive the other of the movable permanently. The fact that…
One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
RS 14:63.4 Aiding and abetting others to enter or remain on premises where forbidden A. No person shall incite, solicit, urge, encourage, exhort, instigate, or procure any other person to go into or upon or to remain in or upon any structure, watercraft, or any other movable which belongs to another, including public buildings and…
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
RS 14:37.3 Unlawful use of a laser on a police officer A. Unlawful use of a laser on a police officer is the intentional projection of a laser on or at a police officer without consent of the officer when the offender has reasonable grounds to believe the officer is a police officer acting in…
Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
RS 14:87.4 § 87.4. Abortion advertising Abortion advertising is the placing or carrying of any advertisement of abortion services by the publicizing of the availability of abortion services. Whoever commits the crime of abortion advertising shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than one year or fined not more than five…
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
RS 14:68.6 § 68.6. Unauthorized ordering of goods or services A. It is unlawful for any person to intentionally place an order for any goods or services to be supplied or delivered to another person when all of the following circumstances apply: (1) The person receiving the goods or services has not previously authorized such…