Stupid Laws in United States page 147 of 178

It is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

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It is illegal for men over 60 to wear yellow ties while singing the national anthem.

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It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.

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Hunting and killing a deer while swimming is illegal.

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Gay men are not allowed into public bars unless accompanied by a child.

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Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

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Oral sex is illegal.

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When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

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It is illegal to sell your children.

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847.0145 Selling or buying of minors; penalties. (1) Any parent, legal guardian, or other person having custody or control of a minor who sells or otherwise transfers custody or control of such minor, or offers to sell or otherwise transfer custody of such minor, either: (a) With knowledge that, as a consequence of the sale…