Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.

32A-12-206. Unlawful sale or supply of beer. (1) A person may not sell, offer to sell, or otherwise furnish or supply beer to the general public in containers larger than two liters. This does not preclude licensed beer wholesalers from selling, offering to sell, or otherwise furnishing or supplying beer in containers larger than two…

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY § 43.21. Definitions (a) In this subchapter: (1) “Obscene” means material or a performance that: (A) the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex; (B) depicts or describes: (i) patently offensive representations or descriptions of…

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

The Texas Constitution Article 1 – BILL OF RIGHTS Section 4 – RELIGIOUS TESTS No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a…