Stupid Laws in Seattle, Washington

If honey is a blend of more than one type of flower, it’s illegal for the honey to be labeled as having come from one type of flower.

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It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.

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No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.

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Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

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You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

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One may not spit on a bus.

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SMC 12A.12.040 Disorderly conduct on buses. A. A person is guilty of disorderly bus conduct if while on or in a municipal transit vehicle, as defined in RCW 46.04.355, or in or at an underground municipal transit station, and with knowledge that such conduct is prohibited, he or she: 1. Smokes or carries a lighted…