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It is illegal to die in town
In 1950, it was discovered that bodies were not decomposing in the permafrost. The town passed an ordnance to outlaw dying to protect residents from disease that may spread from bodies in graveyards. Spanish Flu has been extracted from victims of the 1918 breakout since they were preserved in the permafrost.
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex or be nude in public.
Sec. 66-1. Nudity and sexual activities in public places. (a) Definitions. The following words, terms and phrases, when used in this section, shall have the meanings ascribed to them in this subsection, except where the context clearly indicates a different meaning: Public place means and includes streets, sidewalks or highways; transportation facilities; schools; places of…
Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”.
TITLE 45. CRIMES CHAPTER 5. OFFENSES AGAINST THE PERSON Part 6. Offenses Against the Family 45-5-601. Prostitution. (1) A person commits the offense of prostitution if the person engages in or agrees or offers to engage in sexual intercourse with another person for compensation, whether such compensation is received or to be received or paid…
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
Sec. 11-76. Bawdy houses. No bawdy house, house of ill-fame, house of assignation or the place for the practice of fornication or commonly ill-governed or disorderly house shall be kept or maintained within the limits of the city or within three (3) miles of the outer boundaries. It shall be unlawful for any person to…