• It is a treasonable offense to make any suggestions that the Monarchy were in any way involved in the death of Princess Diana.
• Persons may not swear while on the highway.
• You must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
• Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
• All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
• While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
• It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
• It is illegal to ride a horse up the stairs of the county courthouse.
• You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.
• Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
• By town law the sewer service charge used to be “$2 per month, per stool.” It was recently changed to read “per toilet.”
• It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.
• Any kind of nude artistic display is against the law.
• The act of placing salt on a railroad track is punishable by death.
• A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.
• Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
• It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
• No one may allow their cellar door to remain open.
• Mosquitoes are decreed a public nuisance
• Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
• Snakes have been banned from biting humans on a Sunday – except when it”s snowing.
• Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
• You may not make love in a freezer.
• It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.