• Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
• It is against the law to not flush the toilet after using it. Special police randomly check on public restrooms and violators are publicly caned.
• Committing suicide is classified as a capital offense.
• Alligators may not be kept in bath tubs.
• Dishes must drip dry.
• Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.
• No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
• You may not run out of gas.
• It’s illegal to clean salmon along Maine’s upper Kennebec River.
• You must not repair your car in the street.
• It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
• Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
• You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
• The state of Washington doesn’t allow marathon dancing, skipping, sliding, gliding, rolling or crawling.
• It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.
• Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• It is illegal to spank your child
• No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”.
• Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
• The act of placing salt on a railroad track is punishable by death.
• Musical car horns are banned.
• In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10.
• Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine and a year in prison for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.
• If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
• Women may not wear a “lewd” dress in public.