• Massage parlors have been banned.
• It is illegal to molest animals confined on othe owner’s property
• Interracial marriages are illegal.
• It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
• Citizens may not murder their enemies.
• You may not spay your female dog or cat. However, male dogs can be neutered.
• One may not sniff glue.
• Silly string is banned.
• Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
• Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
• It is illegal to ride a horse up the stairs of the county courthouse.
• You may not make love in a bar.
• One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
• It’s unlawful to attract a crowd except when aching the Gospel, politicking or “serenading on occasion of public rejoicing.”
• It is against the law to insinuate that someone is Swedish.
• You may not cheer unless there is a reason too.
• It is illegal for women to wear wigs.
• No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
• If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passers-by.
• It was illegal to play ball in a public place (Repealed)
• The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
• You may not walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.
• It is against the law to stand around any building without a good reason.
• It is illegal to shoot a bow and arrow in the street.
• It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.