In Canada, it’s now legal to engage in oral sex with your pet.
Reported here, Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved.
Women cannot be employed to dance with men
No female shall be permitted to be employed in any dance hall for the purpose of dancing with male patrons of the dance hall.
A betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands
The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Couples must wait at least 72 hours to be married unless the man has raped the woman
Say a man and woman want to get married in New Jersey. They’ll have to wait at least 72 hours. Unless, that is, the man was arrested for “bastardy, rape, fornication or of having had carnal knowledge of an unmarried female, and the accused person consents to marry such female.” In that case, officials can…
Fiddlers and stay at home dads are considered vagrants
50-20 Vagrants. The following shall be deemed vagrants. (4) Common pipers and fiddlers. (13) Persons neglecting all lawful businesses and habitually spending all their time by frequenting hosues of ill fame, gaming houses and tippling shops. (14) Persons able to work but habitually living upon the livings of their wives or minor children.