Stupid Laws about Sex page 2 of 16

Source: The Spokesman Review (August 11, 2002)

Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

18.2-344. Fornication. Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.

Tremonton

It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

Texas

Sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.

Kingsville

There is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.

San Antonio

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Prostitution is legal, but only in free will and only if you pay the taxes.

No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.

Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.

Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

Sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.

There is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.