Stupid Laws about Women page 2 of 13

No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

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Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.

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Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.

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It is illegal to spit on any sidewalk which women may walk down.

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Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

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Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

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It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

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It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

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Stafford County

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

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Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

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