Stupid Laws about Women page 3 of 13

It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

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Women may not swear.

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Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

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It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

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Women may not wrestle in Salem.

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Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

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It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

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It’s illegal for a woman to disrobe while standing in front of a man’s picture.

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Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.

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Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

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