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No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
37-537.2. No owner, operator, partner, manager, or person having supervisory control of any establishment licensed to sell or serve intoxicating beverages shall permit any of the following on or about any commercial premises where intoxicating beverages are dispensed or consumed: 1. The performance by any person of acts, or simulated acts, of sexual intercourse, masturbation,…