The state of Washington doesn’t allow marathon dancing, skipping, sliding, gliding, rolling or crawling.

Sec. 62-58. Riding bicycles, skating on sidewalks prohibited; penalty. (a) No person shall ride a bicycle upon any public sidewalk in the city. No person shall skate on any sidewalk in the city. (b) Whoever violates or fails to comply with any of the provisions of this section may be punished by a fine of…