You can ride your horse in the saloon.

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

37-537.2. No owner, operator, partner, manager, or person having supervisory control of any establishment licensed to sell or serve intoxicating beverages shall permit any of the following on or about any commercial premises where intoxicating beverages are dispensed or consumed: 1. The performance by any person of acts, or simulated acts, of sexual intercourse, masturbation,…

Kentucky

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.

Fresno

No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

SECTION 8-410. DISTURBING ANIMALS IN PARKS. No person shall hunt, pursue, annoy, throw stones or missiles at, or molest or disturb in any way, any animal, bird or reptile within the confines of any park. (Orig. Ord. 1076).

Minnesota

You can ride your horse in the saloon.

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.

No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

Mosquitoes are decreed a public nuisance

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