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Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY § 43.21. Definitions (a) In this subchapter: (1) “Obscene” means material or a performance that: (A) the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex; (B) depicts or describes: (i) patently offensive representations or descriptions of…
Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Women may not wear a “lewd” dress in public.
Sec. 39-112. – Same—Indecent dress, etc. It shall be unlawful for any person to appear in any public place in a state of nudity or indecent or lewd dress, or make an indecent exposure of his person, or to perform or commit any indecent act. (Code 1965, § 41-21.1)
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
750.532 Seduction; punishment. Sec. 532. Punishment. Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars; but no prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year…
Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a “pimp”
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